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Signature quotes.
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:51 pm
by Mouse
Was doing some research on velocity stacks. Possible CBX application?
Not sure.
Anyway, google sent me to a SOHC/4 forum thread on the subject and I saw one of the contributors (Retro Rocket) had a quote that made me laugh
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem"
I might print that on a work shirt.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:19 am
by NobleHops
Mouse wrote:Was doing some research on velocity stacks. Possible CBX application?
Not sure.
Anyway, google sent me to a SOHC/4 forum thread on the subject and I saw one of the contributors (Retro Rocket) had a quote that made me laugh
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem"
I might print that on a work shirt.
That is a totally fantastic group - great community, one of the very best.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:45 am
by steve murdoch icoa #5322
Another oldie...."you never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office".
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:09 am
by Larry Zimmer
I think I've seen it before, Mouse. BUT, worth a rerun! Thanks.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:23 am
by hondaman160mph
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:50 am
by Larry Zimmer
hondaman160mph wrote:Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
YUP!! And, many others, too.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:21 pm
by Michael Vidovic
Here's one from my t shirt,
SOME PEOPLE NEED THERAPISTS,
THE REST OF US RIDE MOTORCYCLES.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:55 pm
by wyly
another hammer quote from a mechanic friend long passed away, "if you can't bang it off with a hammer, get a bigger hammer"
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:28 pm
by Larry Zimmer
Good on ya, Wyly!
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:03 pm
by Mouse
wyly wrote:another hammer quote from a mechanic friend long passed away, "if you can't bang it off with a hammer, get a bigger hammer"
I work in renovations so I know variations of that one.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:06 pm
by Mouse
Mouse wrote:"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem"
Said to my employer yesterday that we should put this on a work shirt.
He did'nt see the humour in it.
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:20 am
by jackstraw
My mantra is:
If in trouble
If in doubt
Get the F**king
Hammer out!!
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 1:11 am
by herdygerdy
Yeah, he had worked so hard on his bike it was "tuned to a standstill!"
I still chuckle over that one...
Re: Signature quotes.
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:55 pm
by RJ CB650
I have one I like. Is a summarized version of a Carroll Shelby quote.
"Horsepower sells, Torque wins"