Dear Diary

[Highmileage]

Dear Diary
Her diary entry:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We'd made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner, but I was shopping with my friends all day long, and so I expected him to be upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong, and he replied, 'Oh, nothing'...

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. At first, I didn't think that he even heard me, but then he smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. Then he fell asleep...

As he slept, I began to cry. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





His:

My CBX isn't running right and I haven't been able to figure out what the heck the problem is. It's really beginning to piss me off!

Oh well, at least I got laid tonight...

[SteveG]

The truth is always brilliant!!

Thanks for the laugh - Steve

[zxbob]

Fantastic !

Bob

[StuDog]

I loved it! Very Funny!